BLIND ITEM #2 Tall, handsome and... dyutay

So very pathetic naman pala ang episode ng young, tall and good looking actor na ‘to. Kidding aside, in spite of his good height and appealing machismo, mala-Mo Twis-ter (if I may quote Mother Cristy Fermin. Ha! Ha! Ha!) lang daw ang kanyang equipment.

On Mo’s part, no big deal naman talaga ‘yun if ever it’s true, pero on this young and stud-like actor’s part, it’s a ve-ritable tragedy.

‘Yan daw ang tsismis ng elyadora niyang former girlfriend na eventually ay pumatol sa tibo. Oo nga’t paboloso raw kung magregalo ang aktor (“He gives you things like chocolates, roses galore, even jewelry if only to compensate for his loss at the side department,” wika ng libe-rated woman who’s now having an affair with a dancer/actor), pero wala raw talaga siyang naramdaman ever.

Ha! Ha! Ha!

As if to confirm this highly-sexed woman’s pronouncements, ganyan din daw ang talkies ng isang tisay na aktres-aktresan who’s now very much hooked with a good-looking guy who seems to be promising at the crotch department.

Ganun?

How traumatic naman pala on the part of this gorgeous young man who happens to be a good actor as well.

No wonder, wala raw ma-kitang bumubukol ang mga intrigera at nota-oriented (no-ta-oriented daw, o! Ha! Ha! Ha!) na reporters sa kanyang very revealing costume sa isang fantaserye. Ha! Ha! Ha!

But then, if you come right down to it, wala na-mang reklamo ang bago ni-yang girlfriend. Obviously, labs siya nito at hindi laki ng tubolites ang barometer nito para mahalin ang isang lalaki.

Ole! Ha! Ha! Ha!

By: Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.